It appears that the new trend of disguising your Dear Crabby cries for help as Spam and Junk mail continues. This poor soul approached me this morning:
Dear Lenard Lenard,
Well, I’d love to take all your styles off your hands for only $24.99, but why don’t you value your stock, and perhaps yourself, for much higher? I sense a self-esteem issue here. Maybe a cool pair of sunglasses would give that ego boost you need so badly? I’m expecting a large shipment soon, and would be happy to sell you any single pair you like for only $50.